Friday Funnies Week 9 Term 4

What did the kid say when the teacher asked who kept putting boogers on her chair?

S'not me!

By Kyron

What kind of bee goes to school?

A spelling Bee

By Kyron

What would Bob the Builder be if he wasn't a builder?

Bob

By Kyron

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? 

Snow

By Mrs F

How did the snowman get to school?

On his icicle

By Mrs F

Friday Funnies

What did the snowman say to the carrot?

Get out of my face!

By Dakota

What goes black, white, black, white?

A penguin rolling down the hill!

By Dakota

What is black, white, black, white?

A zebra crossing a zebra crossing!

By Dakota

What's white and goes up?

A confused snowflake

By Mrs F

Knock Knock

Who's there

Snow

Snow who?

Snow use, I've forgotten my name!

By Mrs F

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy

By Mrs F

Friday Funnies Week 7 Term 4

What did the speedy tomato say to the slow tomato?

Ketchup!

By Eden

What sort of dog has no tail?

A hot dog!

By Eden

Friday Funnies Week 6 Term 4

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

 A: An Impasta 

By Mrs Finlayson

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? 

A: An Investigator 

By Mrs Finlayson

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? 

A: Because it had a virus! 

By Mrs Finlayson

What is the slipperiest country?
Greece
By Isobel

What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope

Friday Funnies Week 5 Term 4

What type of jam can't you eat?

A traffic jam!

By Lilah

What is black and white and red all over?

A sun burnt penguin!

By Lilah

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a great white shark?

As far away as possible!

By Mrs Finlayson

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mum had been a wafer so long!

By Mrs Finlayson

Friday Funnies Week 3 Term 4

What is the most hard working part of the eye? 

The Pupil

By Isobel

What has 2 arms, 2 wings, 2 tails, 3 heads, 3 bodies and eight legs?

A man on a horse holding a chicken

By Eden

What do you call a Yeti in a phonebox?

Stuck

From Dakota

The red house is made of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. What is a green house made out of?

Glass

By Lilah

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A Bull-Dozer

By Sarah

Who delivers presents to pets?

Santa Paws

By Rocca

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey, he's always stuffed

By Rocca

Friday Funnies Week 1 Term 4

What looses it's head in the morning and gets it back at night?
A Pillow
By Marcel

Friday Funnies Week 10 Term 3

What do you say to paper?

You are tear-able

By Addison

What do you call a messy hippopotamus?

A Hippopotamess

By Mac

What is a skeletons worst enemy?

A dog

By Lilah

Friday Funnies Week 9 Term 3

Friday Funnies Week 8 Term 3

How do you know if the bogey man is in your house? 

All the tissues are gone!

By Rocca

Why did the policeman go under the sheet?

He was an under cover cop!

By Rocca

Knock Knock

Who's there?

No one

No one who?

...

BY Dakota

There are two cows,

One says Moo

One says Baa

Why did you say baa?

I was speaking a foreign language

By Devon

What is brown and sticky?

A Stick

By Bryson

Friday Funnies Week 5 Term 3

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

He kept dropping his trunks

By Bryson

Friday Funnies Celebration Day!!

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy Bear

By Sarah

Why do people kick their computer?

They want to reboot it.

By Addison

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

At Tooth-Hurty

By Addison

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Yes, it really cracked me up!

By Blake

What does a bird get when it's injured?

Tweetment

By BLake

Friday Funnies Week 3 Term 3

What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A Stamp
By Bryson

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and Quackers
By Bryson

How does a pig get to hospital?
A ham-bulance
By Bryson

Why are basketball players never asked for dinner?
Because they're always dribbling.
By Isobel

Why did the one handed zombie cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop
By Samuel

Friday Funnies Week 2 Term 3

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
By Lilah

A llama snuck into the capitol of Pakistan...
Is llama bad?!?
By Devon

Friday Funnies Week 1 Term 3

What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?

Between me and you something smells

By Bryson

What is a boxers favourite drink?

Punch

By Bryson

Farts are always funny, especially when its a Hippo!!

Friday Funnies Week 11 Term 2

Why do hairdressers make good taxi drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts

By Lilah

What is black and white and red all over?

A magpie with nappy rash

By Lilah

What do ghosts eat for dessert?

Booberry pie with I scream

By Lilah

What is black and white and read all over?

A newspaper

By Mrs Finlayson

Friday Funnies Week 9 Term 2

What does a teacher get if she puts the whole class under a microscope?

A magnifying-class

By Devon

Friday Funnies Week 7 Term 2

Why do people hate broken pencils?

Because they are pointless!

By Jacob

Why did the kid eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

By Addison

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A Cloud

By Isobel

What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight

By Rocca

What's the difference between dinosaurs and dragons?

Dinosaurs are still too young to smoke!

By Alex

What did the egg say to the dinosaur?

You are egg-stinct

By Bryson

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling well

By Jayden

What did the alien say to the garden?

Show me your weeder

By Blake

Friday Funnies Week 6 Term 2

What do you call a duck mixed with a rooster?

A bird that wakes you up at the Quack of Dawn

By Lilah

What animal goes OOM?

A cow walking backwards

By Sarah

What is a rabbits favourite music?

Hip Hop

By Sarah

What time does an astronaut have lunch?

Launch time

By Isobel

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

Because it carries it's own scales

By Kyron

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

ten-tickles

By Jacob

Friday Funnies Week 5 Term 2

How do you stop a bull from charging at you?

Give it your credit card!

By Dakota

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Police

Police Who?

Police let me in

By Isobel

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

By Kyron

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station

By Bryson

What is pink and sticky and swings from a tree?

A Merignueatang

By Devon

hahahahahahahahahahahaha funny!!!