Friday Funnies Week 3 Term 4

What is the most hard working part of the eye? 

The Pupil

By Isobel

What has 2 arms, 2 wings, 2 tails, 3 heads, 3 bodies and eight legs?

A man on a horse holding a chicken

By Eden

What do you call a Yeti in a phonebox?

Stuck

From Dakota

The red house is made of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. What is a green house made out of?

Glass

By Lilah

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A Bull-Dozer

By Sarah

Who delivers presents to pets?

Santa Paws

By Rocca

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey, he's always stuffed

By Rocca