Why do people hate broken pencils?
Because they are pointless!
By Jacob
Why did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
By Addison
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A Cloud
By Isobel
What did the candle say to the other candle?
I'm going out tonight
By Rocca
What's the difference between dinosaurs and dragons?
Dinosaurs are still too young to smoke!
By Alex
What did the egg say to the dinosaur?
You are egg-stinct
By Bryson
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well
By Jayden
What did the alien say to the garden?
Show me your weeder
By Blake
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